Why did the blonde put water on her computer? To wash the Windows.
Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don’t know
Blonde: Why doesn’t anyone know!
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She was trying to make apple juice.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, It got cold so I turned off the fan.
fear of change
nonsense
fear of empty spaces
skin of a young animal
eating of raw meat
A word for an unfaithful lover, invented by Shakespeare.
If you’re crazy about books, then you’re a bibliomaniac. In which case you probably best stay away from bibliokleptomaniacs, who are equally crazy about stealing books.
Rats, mice, spiders, house martins and swallows, foxes and raccoons are all broticoles—namely, organisms that like to live alongside humans, or around our houses and buildings.
An old name for a letter of the alphabet.
To blenky means “to snow very lightly.”
World Autism Awareness Day (let’ s be kind to everyone!)
Chinese Language Day (你好 –hello)
World Health Day (let’ s take care of our health!)
World Book and Copyright Day (learn from the books, not from the computer!)
International Jazz Day (do you like jazz music?)
World Creativity and Innovation Day (we’ re not enough creativity to write this!)
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