Why did the blonde put water on her computer? To wash the Windows.

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

Blonde: What does IDK stand for?

Brunette: I don’t know

Blonde: Why doesn’t anyone know!

Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She was trying to make apple juice.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, It got cold so I turned off the fan.