Week 8

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): You will travel to Austria for 1 week.

PISCES (February 19–March 20): You will watch Eurovision for the first time and you’ll become a fan of it.

ARIES (March 21–April 19): Your mother will buy you a Guinea Pig and you’ll cry.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20): You will become a YouTuber and you will get 1,000,000 subscribers in 3 years.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20): You will start training in fitness and you’ll find out that this was not a good idea.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): You will go to a party and you’ll dance like nobody’s watching but actually everyone will look at you and laugh at you, but you won’t care. J

LEO (July 23–August 22): You will watch a storm through your window and you’ll fall asleep.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22): You will go to a forest with your friend.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22): You will help your grandmother in her garden.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21): Because of Avicii’s death, you will be upset for the entire month and you’ll listen to his music 24/7.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You will meet your favourite musician and you’ll get to spend a day with him/her!

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): Your hater will stop hating you.

Week 7

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): You will become a millionaire.

PISCES (February 19–March 20): You will become famous because of your mother.

ARIES (March 21–April 19): Your parrot will start to sing and it will perform on Slovenia’s got talent.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20): You will dance on the street and get a lot of money.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20): Your school bag will tear and you will lose a notebook.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): You will sleep in for school next month.

LEO (July 23–August 22): You will see a miracle.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22): You will get a cold and stay at home for one week.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22): You will see an Easter bunny on the roller coaster.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21): Your siblings will start to like you.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You will invent a time machine.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): You will be the winner of a TV game show and get a big cheque.

Week 6

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): You will get the perfect news: your cousin is pregnant!

PISCES (February 19–March 20): Your geography teacher will give you a bad grade, because you will say that Moscow is in Czech Republic.

ARIES (March 21–April 19): Everyone will be your friend, because you will have chewing gums with you.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20): You will be sad because of Miro Cerar’s resignation.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20): You will go to a museum with school and you will get lost.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): Next week, you will have so much work wth Music teacher.

LEO (July 23–August 22): Somebody will give you 10€ for no reason.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22): You will discover that you love jazz music.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22): You will waste two hours on a task that you will not complete.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21): You will sing »Perfect« to yourself and you will be sad.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You will see a falling plane.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): You will find a rare flower, which normally grows only in China.

Week 5

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): Your mom will shout at you for no reason.

PISCES (February 19–March 20): You will find out that Santa Claus does not exist and you will cry all day.

ARIES (March 21–April 19): No one will ruin your week. You will thrive!

TAURUS (April 20–May 20): You will go to Portugal on holidays.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20): You will go to a concert and have fun like never before.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): You will meet your favourite musician.

LEO (July 23–August 22): You will go to McDonald’s and eat all the supplies of French fries.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22): You will discover that you love punk music.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22): Your crush will tell you that he/she loves you.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21): Your hater will fall down the stairs.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You will be happy for no reason.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): You will upset one of the people you see every day.

Week 4

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): You will fight with your brother/sister and win (finally).

PISCES (February 19–March 20): You will get a lot of money (From your grandma, maybe?).

ARIES (March 21–April 19): You will fall sick, but this will not make you sad because you will be able to sleep on the couch and eat ice cream for the whole week.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20): You will meet Donald Trump in Ljubljana.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20): You will get a Milka cow and keep it as your pet.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): Someone from your family will buy a fake phone from a Chinese person.

LEO (July 23–August 22): Your pet snail will die and you will be sad for the whole month.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22): You will travel to the North Pole and meet Santa.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22): A horse will bite you.

SCORPIO (October23–November 21): You will buy a GO-KART.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You will get a free pancake in a bakery.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): Your mom will sell your house.

Week 3

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): This week you will travel to Jakarta, Indonesia, and you will have a great time. You will win in a coconut competition.

PISCES (February 19–March 20): You will have a bad day. Everything will go wrong – you will hit your head and knock yourself unconscious.

ARIES (March 21–April 19): Because you don’t like Christmas you will get attacked by 12 gingerbreads and they will use you as an ornament on their x-mas tree.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20): On Easter Day you will find an Easter rabbit, put it in a cage and keep it as your pet.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20): You will meet the Illuminati.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): Your mom will buy you a Lamborghini Aventador.

LEO (July 23–August 22): You will be really positive throughout the whole week, except Sunday.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22): You will start growing up too fast and you will suddenly be 33 years old and 167cm tall.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22): You will buy yourself your first Bitcoin.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21): You will get stung by a scorpion.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You will get the main role in a horror movie called Andy the Killer.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): It is going to rain all week and you will be sad.