Feb 7, 2018 | Franoscope
AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): You will win a beauty competition next week. Instead of prize money, you will get a dog. But then you will realise that you left your wallet in the changing room and you will have to buy a new one.
PISCES (February 19–March 20): Tomorrow you will find out that you own a yacht and the name of the yacht is Yeti. You will go on a trip to the open sea. There you will get sucked into a whirlpool. Just before being completely sucked in, you will wake up and realise that it was just a bad dream.
ARIES (March 21–April 19): This Saturday you will have a picnic where you will barbecue sausages. Your sister will find a coin in the sausage. You will look the coin up on the internet and learn that it is Roman and very rare. You will take it to a museum and get 2000€.
TAURUS (April 20–May 20): You will lose your job. The day after losing your job, you will get a new job in McDonald’s, and you will be very sad. But then you will get your old job back and you will be happy again.
GEMINI (May 21–June 20): On Friday you will book a flight to Dubai. Don’t forget to take your passport!
CANCER (June 21–July 22): You will win the Jackpot. The winning numbers are 4, 76, 89, 31 and 94. The prize is 90 million Euros.
LEO (July 23–August 22): You will have a great time this weekend. You’ll go to the seaside and find treasure in the ocean.
VIRGO (August 23–September 22): Monday will be bad because you will get a lot of bad grades.
LIBRA (September 23–October 22): This week you will be a very happy person because your aura will be very clean.
SCORPIO (October 23–November 21): You are so scared because you watched too many horror movies.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You are so angry because you have to study this week.
CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): Don’t forget to polish your horns before leaving for school in the morning.
Jan 24, 2018 | Franoscope
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): Take it easy this week. Every morning on the way to school pay attention to the world around you. Smile, try to make others happy and the world will be a better place!
PISCES (February 19 – March 20): As always, you will get in trouble because of one of your friend’s terrible habits. But don’t worry, the punishment is nothing compared to the wrath of your parents when they find out about this.
ARIES (March 21 – April 19): Let me guess … You love to laugh and don’t do well under pressure? If yes – is it too much to ask for a tip? P. S. We do not return the money!
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): It’s best for you not to know your future …
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): Success and popularity is what you seek the most. Like Kurt Cobain said: “I found it hard, it’s hard to find”. Good luck!
CANCER (June 21 – July 22): You will meet your favourite celebrity at some point in your life. Do you want an exact time? Sorry, I can’t give you everything. But I can tell you that you will find the secret of life. Sounds good enough?
LEO (July 23 – August 22): You will learn how to roar just like Katy Perry. Your grades will be rolling in the deep alongside Adele.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): There’s something about you … Perhaps you are the one that will make this world a better place!
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): You have a lot on your mind – don’t worry, you’ll manage just fine! When in a stressful situation, repeat to yourself: “I am as cool as a cucumber on a hot summer night”.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Next week, your crush will talk to you for the first time in your life! Your grades will be astronomically high – do not get lost in space though!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21): You are a great companion and have many friends. The only downside is that you rush through life faster than anyone else. You fly by opportunities just like an arrow flies by its target because the archer is terrible.
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19): Because of your massive horns you will be unable to manoeuvre through life just like a … Well, just like a Capricorn is unable to manoeuvre his way through the jungle. Even though I don’t know what the Capricorn is doing in the jungle anyway …
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