Week 4

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): You will fight with your brother/sister and win (finally).

PISCES (February 19–March 20): You will get a lot of money (From your grandma, maybe?).

ARIES (March 21–April 19): You will fall sick, but this will not make you sad because you will be able to sleep on the couch and eat ice cream for the whole week.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20): You will meet Donald Trump in Ljubljana.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20): You will get a Milka cow and keep it as your pet.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): Someone from your family will buy a fake phone from a Chinese person.

LEO (July 23–August 22): Your pet snail will die and you will be sad for the whole month.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22): You will travel to the North Pole and meet Santa.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22): A horse will bite you.

SCORPIO (October23–November 21): You will buy a GO-KART.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You will get a free pancake in a bakery.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): Your mom will sell your house.