Week 5

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18): Your mom will shout at you for no reason.

PISCES (February 19–March 20): You will find out that Santa Claus does not exist and you will cry all day.

ARIES (March 21–April 19): No one will ruin your week. You will thrive!

TAURUS (April 20–May 20): You will go to Portugal on holidays.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20): You will go to a concert and have fun like never before.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): You will meet your favourite musician.

LEO (July 23–August 22): You will go to McDonald’s and eat all the supplies of French fries.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22): You will discover that you love punk music.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22): Your crush will tell you that he/she loves you.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21): Your hater will fall down the stairs.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21): You will be happy for no reason.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19): You will upset one of the people you see every day.